I want to walk on stilts...naked
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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