Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
