Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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