Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
