tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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