Don't you send me to vm
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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