when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have aggressive nipples.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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