she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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