sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
