what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
