i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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