I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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