There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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