Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We need to get me chipped asap
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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