Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
