Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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