i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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