I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If its not for food we ain't going out.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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