the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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