I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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