she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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