i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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