Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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