Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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