I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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