David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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