Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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