Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
soo... how was my night?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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