let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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