so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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