their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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