She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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