Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
