chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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