There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
accomplished twins. life is a go
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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