in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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