Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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