Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
