You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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