I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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