He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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