Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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