at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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