i don't like sucking hair
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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