So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Michael Bay diarrhea
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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