I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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