Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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