Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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