I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
