FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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