She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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