do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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